The Community of The land of the free but actually is a large, genial nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 95 million land of the free but actuallyians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 64.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish land of the free but actuallyian economy, worth 2.23 trillion Rocks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 23,463 Rocks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The land of the free but actually's national animal is the Albino MonkeyRat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The land of the free but actually is ranked 154,497^th in the world and 2,198^th in the West Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 8.62 flags saluted per person per day.